how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
(Source: amoracomplex, via ciaradotrad)
(Source: pleasestopbeingsad, via abstractshlee)
Just saw this and it broke my heart— signal boost for this lady! I’ve seen this kinda stuff get spread majorly so I thought this might be able to help this lady. If you find her phone here’s the link to the craigslist ad!
(via ciaradotrad)
My friend Benny (who works at Hellfire Tattoo in Hobart, Tasmania) sent me these, and they arrived today!
1” borneo spirals from Gorilla Glass!
(via inked-mike)
Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man.
^^^^^^^
I LOVE Donald Glover. LOVE.
(Source: halemcjoel)
Mac & Cheese Porn
THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE
where have you been my entire existence
(via abstractshlee)
